or alternatively: “i’m not very cool. i have to try quite hard.”
                                         so basically harry styles is a flop and the world has somehow been
                                                               duped into thinking that he’s smooth


                                                                        i am here to prove it wrong 


                                                                        and also make you love him

                                                                      Part I. in which he’s just a flop
                                                              tripping into a fan smooth like butter harry
                                                                 papped getting a speeding ticket
                                                        THATS BECAUSE IT IS JUST A CUP GENIUS
                                       does macarena right, follows louis’ lead, does macarana wrong
                                                                      violator of urinal etiquette 
                                     tries to watch this half dressed kids video, falls for double tap trick
                                          embarrassing enough when you don’t have 13 million twitter
                           followers. doesn't bother to unlike it cause why would he .. he is harry styles.
                        he accidentally went up to louis’ mic LOOK HOW PANICKED AND CONFUSED HE LOOKS
                                            ok this has happened countless times he’s a flop storyteller
                                                                                         seriously
                                                                          messin up the words
             EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO DANCE WITH LOUIS AND NIALL THEY CHANGE STEPS HE CAN’T 
                                                            SYNC UP IT’S SO HORRIFYINGLY CUTE
                                                               Part II. Harry vs. Inanimate Objectes
                                                                                     underwear
                                                                                         bras
                                                               waterbottles tampons balls waterbottles
                                                                                    fake snow
                                                                                          shoe
                                                     Part II subtopic a: Harry vs. The Smoke Machine
                                                          Part III. Harry Styles vs. The Art of Dance
                                                                              the i must pee jig
                                                                            Part IV. Harry vs. Tour
                                                                               THIS ROCKSTAR
                                                                                 KILLER MOVES
                                                                     MADE FOR A SOLO CAREER
                                                                     WHATTA HEART BREAKER
                                                                                  HE’S BEAUTY 
                                                                                HE’S GRACE
                                                                       HE’S IS SO WEIRD
                                                                                      flopstand
                                                                         Part V. Harry vs. Gravity
                                                        sometimes it’s like he literally trips over air???????
                                                                       Part VI. Harry vs. Parties
                                                                 Part VII. Harry vs. Sports
                                                                  Part VIII. Harry vs. The Universe 
the end. 😍 💕



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